Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained therapist, or a registered nurse. He also should not be confused or associated with Doctor Mysterio, Rey Mysterio, or just plain Mysterio.

He's so glad you found his site. He knew you would.

Mr. Mysterio is on file with the Public Association of Semi-Trained Amateur Astrologers (PASTAA) and is a Pending Junior Member of the Guild of Unlicensed Advice Columnists (GUAC). Please consult a priest, a life coach, and your cable-guide before acting on any advice given herein.

It's time you subscribe to The Mr. Mysterio Podcast on iTunes or Stitcher, listen on SoundCloud, and begin a journey far into the wisdom of The Stars and deep into the truths you hold within yourself.

New episodes drop on 1st & 3rd Wednesdays of each month during regular season schedule. Ensure the future of Mr. Mysterio by becoming a Patron of his show at: www.patreon.com/mrmysterio